SOREN PALMER
Søren G. Palmer did a stint at divinity school before being released to the custody of the English department. Serving time as a Teaching Associate Professor at the University of North Carolina, he has two rescue dogs, one patient wife, and a seven-year-old daughter whom he prays will never become a writer.
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SOREN PALMER
A Relic of Desire
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"He considered a second drink, but then heard his daughter coming down the stairs; she could not see him drinking this early, and he did not have enough time to make it back around the island and return the bottle to its hiding place above the refrigerator, so he tucked the bottle behind a stash of chips in the island’s cabinet, then stood back up just as his daughter appeared."
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